Taking the kids to the pool with a hard-on

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by TheIronDuke, May 1, 2008.

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  1. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    So you awake to greet the new day. With a raging Morning Post. Your bladder is bursting while a chicken Vindaloo with Nan floating on 8 pints of Guiness is demanding release from its fleshy prison.

    Do you...

    A) Sit down, try to break the thing in half and stuff it down the bowl, risking shrivelling contact with cold porcelain and end up pissing between the bowl and seat, soaking your feet?

    B) Sit back contentedly with the beast alert, watching the Golden Arc stream across the bathroom, then mop up the mess with the wifes flannel?

    Or is there a better way do deal with this eternal dilemma?
  2. Pish in the bath then perch on the throne to let rip with the solids.
    Job done
  3. why bother to get out of bed?
  4. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    oooooh I've just cum! Clitheroe you say?