Taking reality TV Too Far

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Rocketeer, Oct 21, 2005.

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  1. Thanks for the tip off
  2. There's something I'll definitly be missing!!!!

    They're scraping the barrel now, aren't they?
  3. I still agree with the idea of "Squaddie Big Brother", but I can't be arrsed looking for the link.

    Imagine the debris if there was an "Arrse Big Brother"?

    MDN and Aunty fighting over who is cooking the quiche; Cuts and Stoat fighting over who will kill the chickens; Biscuits AB and DoorBundle just generally fighting. Smooj teaching everyone how to cross stitch; Bombard and Mizkrissi trying to "get it on" under the table; Corporal and Ctauch trying to back door each other in the showers without the cameras seeing.....

    Oh, the possibilities are endless.
  4. First Camera Shot in private booth... Big Brother voice starts asking questions ....

    Name? ...... Smith J

    DOB? ....... 07.05.76

    Rank? ...... Cpl

    Your mums name? ...... Sir I cannot answer that question.

    Are you married ...... Sir I cannot answer that question.

    Etc ....
  5. 1976!!!!? a mere babe...