Given that the Daily Mirror was once sued by Liberace for referring to him as "fruity" (or more accurately, "fruit-flavoured"), perhaps he...ahem..err...'she' might prefer a greasy spoon, followed by a few jars at the local?
A stroll around Regents Park and then to Fire and Stone, it's not too far.
In the summer time I used to take the tarts on the boating lake there, just nip to the Tesco Metro near Great Portland Street tube and get some wine and sandwiches. Then munch em and sip the wine daintily whilst gliding across the water in the boat. It helped that the other Romeos on the lake couldn't row worth a damn too.
Ah, ARRSE. The only site that gives abuse with the reviews. All help much appreciated, especially the kind gentleman who offered to take over and give my back a rest for the night. As for teaser pics: ha. It would undermine her dignity as an officer. And mine. Perhaps.