Taken Up The Wrongun

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by cannon fodder, Jan 13, 2010.

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  1. Last night I was taken up the arse by a herd of RMP's. I was walking down the road and then I was grabbed from behind and frog marched into some bushes. I was then treated like a piece of meat as I pumped, roasted, fingered, spat and pissed on by the mob.

    I would like to let one of them know, if you are missing a wedding finger I just shit it out now. It will cost you to get it back... another session with you and your gang in the same bushes please... mmmmm
  2. Hole :)
  3. Four foot snake, they are part of the AGC, man up

    (If this indeed true, and there where loads of them, and you did nothing wrong, and you are not a complete spaccer)
  4. Anyone else notice a recurring theme here?

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  5. Concur.