Taken from the Kings Regiment Association HUMOUR IN UNIFORM section

WISHFUL THINKING Old and Bold

An old Korean Veteran ex D Company, and not in the best of shape, was working out in a
gym when he spotted a sexy and beautiful young woman.
He asked the nearby trainer “ What machine should I use to impress that cute young thing
over there “
The trainer looked him up and down and said. “
Try the cash machine in the wall of the bank next door

MY DOG

An ex Kingsman went down to the Benefits Office, to sign on his Dog.
The woman said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw benefit.”
The ex Kingsman explained to her that his Dog is unemployed, idle, can't speak English
and has no clue who his dad is.
She looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.
The woman said
: “He gets his first cheque on Friday.
 
WISHFUL THINKING Old and Bold

An old Korean Veteran ex D Company, and not in the best of shape, was working out in a
gym when he spotted a sexy and beautiful young woman.
He asked the nearby trainer “ What machine should I use to impress that cute young thing
over there “
The trainer looked him up and down and said. “
Try the cash machine in the wall of the bank next door

MY DOG

An ex Kingsman went down to the Benefits Office, to sign on his Dog.
The woman said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw benefit.”
The ex Kingsman explained to her that his Dog is unemployed, idle, can't speak English
and has no clue who his dad is.
She looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.
The woman said
: “He gets his first cheque on Friday.
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