Take my Brother-in-law. Please!!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by lumpy2, May 5, 2012.

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  1. For the attention of any lonely Arrse Maidens out there:

    My brother-in-law, P*ter, came on the market about a year ago. He is currently living with his mother and is stuck in something of a rut. A brief resume follows:

    *1962 vintage
    *Reasonably good looking (in the dark, with the light behind him) Own hair and teeth
    *Willing to travel (Please God), has car and motorbike
    *Fairly adventurous (into scuba diving)

    P*ter is a dear chap really, and there's nothing wrong with him that the love of a good woman and/or a boot up the jacksie wouldn't cure.

    Any takers, please PM me cos he's driving us nuts.
  2. Whatever made his parents call him 'P*ter'? Maybe he would have had more luck if he had been given a normal name like Peter for example?
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  3. CountryGal

    CountryGal LE Book Reviewer

    As your brother in law isn't he already taken?

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  4. PERSEC, old fruit :)
  5. Nope. He's the old man's brother. And wherever we go, P*ter goes.

    He just needs someone to broaden his horizons.
  6. You're just selfish, do them both?
  7. Pete...is that you, you old cunt? I take it that Mature Dating wasn't all that it promised then?
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  8. Get peter on the brazilian ladyboys website - hell get plenty of takers and and givers there also....
  9. Personal experience?
  10. Jarrod! Here's a candidate for you.
  11. Oh dear, you are blonde aren't you?

    Edited to add: Just to make it clear for your blondeness, I will tell you of my situation. I have a brother in law who is married to my sister....so obviously he is taken. However, to him (my brother in law), I am his brother in law......and I am single. Which means that I am a brother in law that is not taken (and no, not the one in the OP's story).
  12. Thick as a Gurkha's foreskin.

  13. Line 1 says he came on the market a year ago.
  14. Inspecting Ghurka's foreskins - is this a hobby or profession?
  15. Sounds like a real catch!