Take my Brother-in-law. Please!!

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lumpy2

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#1
For the attention of any lonely Arrse Maidens out there:

My brother-in-law, P*ter, came on the market about a year ago. He is currently living with his mother and is stuck in something of a rut. A brief resume follows:

*1962 vintage
*Reasonably good looking (in the dark, with the light behind him) Own hair and teeth
*Willing to travel (Please God), has car and motorbike
*Fairly adventurous (into scuba diving)

P*ter is a dear chap really, and there's nothing wrong with him that the love of a good woman and/or a boot up the jacksie wouldn't cure.

Any takers, please PM me cos he's driving us nuts.
 
#2
Whatever made his parents call him 'P*ter'? Maybe he would have had more luck if he had been given a normal name like Peter for example?
 

CountryGal

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#3
As your brother in law isn't he already taken?


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#6
You're just selfish, do them both?
 
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Biscuits_AB

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For the attention of any lonely Arrse Maidens out there:

My brother-in-law, P*ter, came on the market about a year ago. He is currently living with his mother and is stuck in something of a rut. A brief resume follows:

*1962 vintage
*Reasonably good looking (in the dark, with the light behind him) Own hair and teeth
*Willing to travel (Please God), has car and motorbike
*Fairly adventurous (into scuba diving)

P*ter is a dear chap really, and there's nothing wrong with him that the love of a good woman and/or a boot up the jacksie wouldn't cure.

Any takers, please PM me cos he's driving us nuts.
Pete...is that you, you old cunt? I take it that Mature Dating wasn't all that it promised then?
 
#8
Get peter on the brazilian ladyboys website - hell get plenty of takers and and givers there also....
 
#10
Jarrod! Here's a candidate for you.
 
#11
As your brother in law isn't he already taken?


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Oh dear, you are blonde aren't you?


Edited to add: Just to make it clear for your blondeness, I will tell you of my situation. I have a brother in law who is married to my sister....so obviously he is taken. However, to him (my brother in law), I am his brother in law......and I am single. Which means that I am a brother in law that is not taken (and no, not the one in the OP's story).
 
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goatrutar

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#18
The OP doesn't really stipulate whether his brother in law is looking for a special lady to spend quality time with or a hairy fat sweaty man to violently sodomise him?

Answers of 25 words or less please...
 
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lumpy2

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#19
The OP would like to make it clear that her brother in law has never, to the best of her knowledge, been into bum fun.

Hence the reference to Arrse maidens, a good woman etc.
 
#20
The OP doesn't really stipulate whether his brother in law is looking for a special lady to spend quality time with or a hairy fat sweaty man to violently sodomise him?

Answers of 25 words or less please...
You offering?
 
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