Right, my missus, as lovely as she is, isn't a touch on a good mate of hers... She comes round quite a lot and is pretty inaccessible due to my missus being right there too. I'm needing some solid advice on how I can bench this lovely lass and keep it all hush hush! The 'mate,' seems game and got a high reputation of being a bit of a shllllaaaaaaag! So some decent tales from anyone on here that could help me out would be decent. As I'm a terrible 'flirt' and just end up looking like a drooling pest when trying to have a decent conversation with her. Footnote: I'm glad my missus doesn't know about Arrse.