Tacky tacky tacky.

Auld-Yin

ADC
Kit Reviewer
Book Reviewer
Reviews Editor
#3
FFS!!!

I had to endure a half hour of one of these programmes due to a 'guest' in my house wanting to watch it. What a load of shoite.

200 pikies all in one room sharing the same single brain cell - not very edifying TV.
 
#4
"The romance goes against everything the travelling world are working for - to keep their traditions and history alive"

I am sure they will have her packing in her barstaff job in no time so that she can: -

Go selling 'lucky heather' in town centres

Pop out hundreds of grubby sprogs for more social money

Go theiving like every other thieving gypsy bastard!
 
#5
I have an idea for a similar but, I venture to suggest, much more popular show:

My Big, Fat Gypsy Final Solution!
 
#6
This should be put in the same tacky garbage category as that other S... X-factor, Forgotten celeb get me out of here

It was on council tv right???
 
#7
I have an idea for a similar but, I venture to suggest, much more popular show:

My Big, Fat Gypsy Final Solution!
mmm call me old fashioned if you like but I believe that one was done a while ago...didnt get good reviews for some reason, dont know why as it seemed a perfecctly good concept to me!
 
#8
mmm call me old fashioned if you like but I believe that one was done a while ago...didnt get good reviews for some reason, dont know why as it seemed a perfecctly good concept to me!
Simply ahead of it's time, old boy! The Zietgiest has changed; X Factor has proved it's Cool to be Cruel to the untermenchen. Imagine how much money we'd make if we offered the cattle - sorry, public - the chance to vote for how many Pikies were to be killed on each show. Or on which method of execution we would use.

Ker-ching!
 
#9
Simply ahead of it's time, old boy! The Zietgiest has changed; X Factor has proved it's Cool to be Cruel to the untermenchen. Imagine how much money we'd make if we offered the cattle - sorry, public - the chance to vote for how many Pikies were to be killed on each show. Or on which method of execution we would use.

Ker-ching!
WW: Don't give CH4 those kind of idea's, you know how much they hunger for ratings...

Now where's the GPMG...
 
#10
I have an idea for a similar but, I venture to suggest, much more popular show:

My Big, Fat Gypsy Final Solution!
Fcuking genius. In tears at that one you cnut & i'm at work unable to howl with laughter. I'd get sacked if they knew i was laughing at that.
 
#12
WW: Don't give CH4 those kind of idea's, you know how much they hunger for ratings...

Now where's the GPMG...
My only concern is that it may be perceived as racist, for some reason. So just as Frasier was a spin-off from Cheers, I will have to develop new shows such as The Running Chav and, Dole Scum - Work or Die!
 
#15
nah that wouldnt work, you'ld need to give them at least a month's head start as they cant get that far with their waistband 3/4 down their arsecrack and the laces undone on their ever so fashionable trainers
Simples - just give them a few lines of Kate Moss Marching Powder. This would have two advantages; it would allow them to run faster and longer, thus making for a more enjoyable and sporting show. And if you offered free coke for every Chav, you would'nt even have to kidnap the buggers. They'd be kicking the doors down at the studio, trying to volunteer for the show!
 
#16
I sat reading my book while TFB goggled at the unfolding "documentary". I was somewhat amazed by the amount of breastage on display and the amount of ginger hair - but of course they are just Irish tinkers not Romanys on this show. so one would expect the odd well-nourished ginger bird, who hails from Dub to appear.

I had to stop myself from laughing out loud though when the council started smashing up these people's homes. The chief gyppo woman was banging on about their rights to live on their own property and how big business and housing had taken up all the available traveller's pitches. Yet she couldn't see there was any irony in her buying an agricultural plot and sticking up half a dozen bungalows! Without planning or building approvals...

Frankly the one I wanted to shoot though - because tinkers are tinkers, whatever you feel about them and they will always live outside criminal and civil laws - was the middle class besom who was protesting for their right to live there. Stupid old socialist bitch.
 
#17
Does anyone else think they gave way too much time to little kids, dressed like street walkers, dancing in a "provocotive" manner? Not really part of the story and just seemed wanton. Bet the paedo community were sky plussing it like mad. Seemed very odd to me.
 
#18
The only tackiness I want to hear about when talking about pikeys is how well the napalm sticks to the fcukers.
 
#20
Does anyone else think they gave way too much time to little kids, dressed like street walkers, dancing in a "provocotive" manner? Not really part of the story and just seemed wanton. Bet the paedo community were sky plussing it like mad. Seemed very odd to me.
Yep, it was a disgrace, almost like it was being promoted to young kids to all behave in that way, one of them looked like a umpa lumpa, buckhead, squeaky voice and orange fcuking skin. I can't believe people make/let kids dress and dance like that.
 
Thread starter Similar threads Forum Replies Date
wellyhead Seniors 60
A Sports, Adventure Training and Events 4

Similar threads

Latest Threads

Top