I agree with pebs....whats the fuss about the stabs parking in a field? Its a fucking field you dullard, its not as if it was the village green. If the owner of the field wasn't happy about a bunch of stabs parking on his field he shouldn't have let them park there. If he didn't know what would happen when trucks go on wet fields he should be owning the field.
I imagine having a douchebag can be very handy. I could think of dozen of times where a douchebag would have been a very welcoming refreshment. The 3rd pic seems to illustrate that it can be used as catheter prior to showering.
and me- i think we should invite IRENE onto arrse-she the sort of one tracked-biggoted-thickas a plank-lesbian one eyed twat that we need to balance out the one-tracked-biggoted-thickas a plank non lesbian one eyed twats that weve got at the moment !!