T he story of Tickle Me Elmo

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  1. T he story of Tickle Me Elmo

    There is a factory in America which makes the Tickle
    Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under
    the arm. A new employee is hired at the
    Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first
    day promptly at 0800.
    The next day at 0845 there is a knock at the
    Human Resource Manager's door. The Supervisor from the
    assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant
    about the new employee. He complains that she is
    incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up,
    putting the entire production line behind schedule.

    The HR Manager decides he should see this for
    himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.
    When they get there the line is so backed
    up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the
    factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.

    At the end of the line stands the new employee
    surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.
    She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of
    marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a
    little piece of fabric, wraps it around two
    marbles and begins to carefully sew the little
    package between Elmo's legs.

    The HR Manager bursts into laughter. After
    several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together
    and approaches the woman.

    "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a
    straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the
    instructions I gave you yesterday."
    "Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."
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