Sylvia Krystel has died.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by sunnoficarus, Oct 18, 2012.

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  1. I'll pull myself around my room in her honour a little later.
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  2. Sorry to hear that. She seemed like a nice lady and gave me the horn.
  3. Seconded.
  4. Died of throat cancer apparently…

    THis will be picked up on by the females to withdraw blow job services no doubt.
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  5. As if most of them need an excuse anyway!

    Best thing to do is never let them utter the words, "I do"
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  6. She's "gone down" for the very last time. Shame - fabulous knockers in her time.
  7. There speaks a married man. ;P
  8. Not any more I'm fcuking not. 7 years free.
  9. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    I did her in in the ladies toilets in a bar in Geneva back in 1976. Up against the wall. She made a lot of unnecessary noise if I recall. RIP curly headed bird.

    Might have been Zurich. Those creepy Swiss towns all seem the same to me.

    *Edit*. Just remembered - Voulez vous coucher avec moi, ce soir by Lady Marmalade was booming out from the bar. Happy days.
  10. No mention of bum cancer though, so there is your return argument . :)
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  11. The news said that she was a heavy smoker since childhood.
    Could explain the cancer., I will always remember watching the first film with my mates and seeing a very high number of old men in the cinema.

  12. That's it..... wait till she's dead before you sully her good name when she can't defend herself........

    "I would nevair fook some Jurdie !!!"
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  13. and to think she took the fact that TheIronDuke had shagged her, to her grave.
    she could have made thousands on telling us all how a poor shagger he was & if he had a really small penis!

  14. He'll probably make the "Chubby Brown Defence"

    YOU wouldn't like it up yer arse, mate!"