Swords ...... the return.

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  1. Does anyone else think that swords should make a come back? Not only are they practical in a country where firearms are looked down upon but they look fecking cool.

    If we bring back the wearing of swords then dueling will have to make a come back. If your boss pisses you off just slap him across the chops with a leather glove and demand satisfaction!

    If a fvcktard tries to chat up your wife at a party, just smash him in the chops with a leather clad fist and demand satisfaction!

  2. I think that any blade longer than four inches is also 'looked down on',by the Law at least. And you would want one bigger than four inches, wouldn'you?
  3. I know, if it's bigger than four inches it'll make my cock look small.

    T C
  4. This thread has left me outraged!

    I demand satisfaction
  5. When I used to fence we where told swords where legal to carry in public as long as the blade was covered. Not sure if this is still the case.
  6. [​IMG]

    Miss Zeta Jones can give you satisfaction.
  7. There might be a get-out clause if you have a good reason for wearing it but if you carry a hunting knife you will probably be invited to the local nick to talk about your need for it.
    Saying you're a gay musketeer might work. Plod is not vey clever these days.
  8. Ok, bend over and I will really outrage you!


    Damn you sir! Right where's my saber?

    Bugger, haven't got one. :oops:
  10. Is that talking from experience?

    Plod - Excuse me sir, my I inquire why you have a hunting knife attached to your belt?
    Rockpile - I'm hunting bear.
    Plod - This is Woolwich and not the Rockies, your fecking nicked sun shine!
  11. May I refer you to the comment earlier about 4 inchers? :wink:
  12. Yup, some men's blades are bigger than others, but as long as you get Satisfaction :D
  13. Four inches? Now I am OUTRAGED!!! I request that we honourably cross swords! :rage: :highfive:
  14. You want to cross your four incher with Jimimas?

    Well I'm outraged. :x
  15. I am outraged that others are outraged about my 4 inches, and also outraged by those that want to cross swords with mine that aren't outraged!

    I think!