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Swords ...... the return.

#1
Does anyone else think that swords should make a come back? Not only are they practical in a country where firearms are looked down upon but they look fecking cool.

If we bring back the wearing of swords then dueling will have to make a come back. If your boss pisses you off just slap him across the chops with a leather glove and demand satisfaction!

If a fvcktard tries to chat up your wife at a party, just smash him in the chops with a leather clad fist and demand satisfaction!

 
#2
I think that any blade longer than four inches is also 'looked down on',by the Law at least. And you would want one bigger than four inches, wouldn'you?
 
#3
rockpile said:
I think that any blade longer than four inches is also 'looked down on',by the Law at least. And you would want one bigger than four inches, wouldn'you?
I know, if it's bigger than four inches it'll make my cock look small.

T C
 
#5
rockpile said:
I think that any blade longer than four inches is also 'looked down on',by the Law at least. And you would want one bigger than four inches, wouldn'you?
When I used to fence we where told swords where legal to carry in public as long as the blade was covered. Not sure if this is still the case.
 
#7
There might be a get-out clause if you have a good reason for wearing it but if you carry a hunting knife you will probably be invited to the local nick to talk about your need for it.
Saying you're a gay musketeer might work. Plod is not vey clever these days.
 
#10
rockpile said:
There might be a get-out clause if you have a good reason for wearing it but if you carry a hunting knife you will probably be invited to the local nick to talk about your need for it.
Saying you're a gay musketeer might work. Plod is not vey clever these days.
Is that talking from experience?

Plod - Excuse me sir, my I inquire why you have a hunting knife attached to your belt?
Rockpile - I'm hunting bear.
Plod - This is Woolwich and not the Rockies, your fecking nicked sun shine!
 
#14
FatBoyGeorge said:
Bullet Sponge said:
Jimima_Shark said:
Bullet Sponge said:
This thread has left me outraged!

I demand satisfaction
Ok, bend over and I will really outrage you!

Jimima
May I refer you to the comment earlier about 4 inchers? :wink:
Four inches? Now I am OUTRAGED!!! I request that we honourably cross swords! :rage: :highfive:
You want to cross your four incher with Jimimas?


Well I'm outraged. :x
 
#15
I am outraged that others are outraged about my 4 inches, and also outraged by those that want to cross swords with mine that aren't outraged!

I think!

Jimima
 
#16
There must be a way to get Conan books into this:
 
#18
Swords do bring some social problems.

Clinging women and corpse disposal.
 

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