Sword seized after man mistakes porn for rape

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Baggins, Feb 22, 2007.

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  1. Done done and done....

    DONE
     
  2. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

  3. So let me get this straight...... is it better than being caught with your mother?????

    :pissedoff:
     
  4. Apologies SH, should have checked first.
     
  5. I think that possibly it is better than being caught with your mother.......
     
  6. sorry if i'm missing the point,but is there a problem with being caught with your mother? Or father? Brother? Or is it just a welsh thing?
     
  7. Right i think its pretty clear. Its okay as long as you get caught with your mother. Red Banana
     
  8. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    It is a problem if you were meant to be with you father, sister, brother and went behind their backs (Oooeeerrrrr)
     
  9. Lol what a dumb arse.
     
  10. yes thanks honey,although the lorry driver struggled a bit to unload it cos the icing kept clagging up his crane! A bit of light engine grease all adds to the flavour though :thumleft:
     
  11. Big Bird your avatar makes me vomit. I want to slice your face open with a sword whilst somebody watches porn.
     
  12. shut the feck up and pass us a pie,skinny inadequate little freak-boy!
     
  13. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Big Bird, Do you fancy a hairy pie? And can I watch if you do?

    Edited because I didn't fancy watching Mr Deputy going at it like woodpecker.
     
  14. hairy pie catches in my throat and makes me gag like a baby eating a balloon so maybe not! Is Mr_Deputy one of those 'feeders' like they have in the states?? Come to momma and bring the pies!!!