Sword seized after man mistakes porn for rape

Done done and done....

DONE
 

pomps

LE
Mr_Deputy said:
Well its certainly better than being caught with your mother!
So let me get this straight...... is it better than being caught with your mother?????

:pissedoff:
 
pomps said:
Mr_Deputy said:
Well its certainly better than being caught with your mother!
So let me get this straight...... is it better than being caught with your mother?????

:pissedoff:
I think that possibly it is better than being caught with your mother.......
 
sorry if i'm missing the point,but is there a problem with being caught with your mother? Or father? Brother? Or is it just a welsh thing?
 
Bullet Sponge said:
pomps said:
Mr_Deputy said:
Well its certainly better than being caught with your mother!
So let me get this straight...... is it better than being caught with your mother?????

:pissedoff:
I think that possibly it is better than being caught with your mother.......
Right i think its pretty clear. Its okay as long as you get caught with your mother. Red Banana
 

B_AND_T

LE
Book Reviewer
It is a problem if you were meant to be with you father, sister, brother and went behind their backs (Oooeeerrrrr)
 
Mr_Deputy said:
big bird did you get that cake I sent you ok love?
yes thanks honey,although the lorry driver struggled a bit to unload it cos the icing kept clagging up his crane! A bit of light engine grease all adds to the flavour though :thumleft:
 
Big Bird your avatar makes me vomit. I want to slice your face open with a sword whilst somebody watches porn.
 
Bad_Crow said:
Big Bird your avatar makes me vomit. I want to slice your face open with a sword whilst somebody watches porn.
shut the feck up and pass us a pie,skinny inadequate little freak-boy!
 

B_AND_T

LE
Book Reviewer
Big Bird, Do you fancy a hairy pie? And can I watch if you do?

Edited because I didn't fancy watching Mr Deputy going at it like woodpecker.
 
hairy pie catches in my throat and makes me gag like a baby eating a balloon so maybe not! Is Mr_Deputy one of those 'feeders' like they have in the states?? Come to momma and bring the pies!!!
 

B_AND_T

LE
Book Reviewer
bigbird67 said:
hairy pie catches in my throat and makes me gag like a baby eating a balloon so maybe not! Is Mr_Deputy one of those 'feeders' like they have in the states?? Come to momma and bring the pies!!!
How about I shave it and smear it in chocolate, cream, jam and Bovril?
 
skip the Bovril and use Marmite and you could have a deal! :thumright:
 

B_AND_T

LE
Book Reviewer
Mr_Deputy said:
go then! leave. i am baking tonite - look what you missed out on.
Look what I won't be missing out on, anyway back off! I have been grooming this one for a little while now. ( I think she's taking the bait)

To the NAAFI for Industrial tub of Marmite.....
 
oh you boys...plenty of me to go round!!! Anyhoo, i'm off cos its hometime,the nhs can manage without me til tomorrow....mwah mwah
 

B_AND_T

LE
Book Reviewer
On me way....oh you meant bigbird!
 
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