Sword seized after man mistakes porn for rape

#8
Bullet Sponge said:
pomps said:
Mr_Deputy said:
Well its certainly better than being caught with your mother!
So let me get this straight...... is it better than being caught with your mother?????

:pissedoff:
I think that possibly it is better than being caught with your mother.......
Right i think its pretty clear. Its okay as long as you get caught with your mother. Red Banana
 
#11
Mr_Deputy said:
big bird did you get that cake I sent you ok love?
yes thanks honey,although the lorry driver struggled a bit to unload it cos the icing kept clagging up his crane! A bit of light engine grease all adds to the flavour though :thumleft:
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#14
Big Bird, Do you fancy a hairy pie? And can I watch if you do?

Edited because I didn't fancy watching Mr Deputy going at it like woodpecker.
 
#15
hairy pie catches in my throat and makes me gag like a baby eating a balloon so maybe not! Is Mr_Deputy one of those 'feeders' like they have in the states?? Come to momma and bring the pies!!!
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#16
bigbird67 said:
hairy pie catches in my throat and makes me gag like a baby eating a balloon so maybe not! Is Mr_Deputy one of those 'feeders' like they have in the states?? Come to momma and bring the pies!!!
How about I shave it and smear it in chocolate, cream, jam and Bovril?
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#18
Mr_Deputy said:
go then! leave. i am baking tonite - look what you missed out on.
Look what I won't be missing out on, anyway back off! I have been grooming this one for a little while now. ( I think she's taking the bait)

To the NAAFI for Industrial tub of Marmite.....
 

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