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SWOFTYS Single Women Over Fifty?

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Tremaine

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#1
SWOFTYS: "GILF/Cougar, whatever, they're looking better these days. The 600,000 older females in Britain who are either spinsters, widows or divorcees have never been happier", apparently. Squidoo: "This the greatest time to be single and over 50. Women are free to seek love or sex without the constraints that they had when they initially were married". All true I fear. Know any do you? The 50 Sexiest Women Over 50 - Zimbio

They're spending their freedom years eagerly embarking on new adventures doing what thy've missed.

Grownup kids, grand children, just the wrong side of fifty but looks forty at most. Outwardly Mumsy, Granny, and demure, a complete con merchant to her family and a right little raver when you know her. It's the best, in bed, the best, like a 52 year old I know, and you wouldn't think twice there, either. They'll often use and abuse, and if you can handle that, fine. You'll get the best of everything, if only for a short time. They kick you out and crack on , when Game 's Over. Possibly the ride of your life.

Sadly, though SWOFTYs might be livelier and more horny than they were a few years back ., they might experiment more and they might shag your brains out before morphing back to Mum and Nan again..... SWOFTYS can be short lived players, they're far too mature and independent, too experienced , and too committed to their offspring and grand-kids to commit to anything less than a large wallet and all the trappings they think they deserve. Men, they've shat em, they've sucked em in and blown them back out again.

Try it, you'll love it. May be best not to stay on too long, enjoy the ride but know when to get off and go back to MILFs .;-)
 
#6
Sadly, though SWOFTYs might be livelier and more horny than they were a few years back ., they might experiment more and they might shag your brains out before morphing back to Mum and Nan again..... SWOFTYS can be short lived players, they're far too mature and independent, too experienced , and too committed to their offspring and grand-kids to commit to anything less than a large wallet and all the trappings they think they deserve. Men, they've shat em, they've sucked em in and blown them back out again.
The Perfect woman then, as they just wants to be licked, fucked and then forgot......
Just like married women of all ages....!
 
#7
There were some stats a couple of years ago that said that women over 50 where more liable to take a man home on the first date. This was supposedly down to the fact that they knew what they were doing, knew what they wanted and knew how to get it.
 
#11
FFS: this is the interweb.

Your phobile moan has - at least - a stills camera built in, and for under a tenner, you can buy a digital video camera that will fit inside a crash helmet (and can therefore be transported in the pocket and qucickly/discreetly installed in any boudoir)

So where's all the pictures of all these fit kitless fifties?

Or is this a thread where old gits like me just agree to agree that some old birds are fit, and shagging them is quite good.

Not much scope for a long/good thread there, shureley?

SO howsabout some happysnaps from (the aftermath of ?) your most recent "Grab A Granny" night . . . :-D
 

TheresaMay

ADC
Moderator
DirtyBAT
#12
Glynis Barber (54), Nigella Lawson (51), Demi Moore (50ish) - I'd be on all three of them like a tramp on a bag of chips.

On the other hand, that Gillian Whatsherface off I'm a celeb is around about the same age, and the thought of her burst-open clunge parking itself anywhere near my near-perfect facial features has me wretching up last night's Jack Daniels and carrots.
 
#13
FFS: this is the interweb.

Your phobile moan has - at least - a stills camera built in, and for under a tenner, you can buy a digital video camera that will fit inside a crash helmet (and can therefore be transported in the pocket and qucickly/discreetly installed in any boudoir)

So where's all the pictures of all these fit kitless fifties?

Or is this a thread where old gits like me just agree to agree that some old birds are fit, and shagging them is quite good.

Not much scope for a long/good thread there, shureley?

SO howsabout some happysnaps from (the aftermath of ?) your most recent "Grab A Granny" night . . . :-D
Good putts, well pointed . Having a stash of such images from a home photo shoot, stuck away on the Laptop for rainy days, I can't, couldn't (won't then) post them. I really wish I could....but my knackers would be my earrings and there'd be no more....


terribly sorry and all that ;-)
 
#14
I'd swerve it, in my experience anything over 40 usually has a hammered cunt that looks like a bag of labrador tongues with the midriff of a Yokozuna.

It's also an uphill battle, you know you are going to fuck her, she knows it as well but you still have to walk around town with it looking your Mum is taking you to buy some new school shoes....
 
#16
Trouble is some of these harpies are seriously delusional.

My mate is married to 1; 16 years his senior and now he is 42 well the look is disturbing .

She still wears short skirts and is convinced her legs havent changed from when she was 20 !!
Skin like a dessicated Rhino and no mistake
 

jarrod248

LE
Gallery Guru
#17
Trouble is some of these harpies are seriously delusional.

My mate is married to 1; 16 years his senior and now he is 42 well the look is disturbing .

She still wears short skirts and is convinced her legs havent changed from when she was 20 !!
Skin like a dessicated Rhino and no mistake
There is hope for Rearwords then and other deluded grans.
 
#19
Like the teen MILFs from the Estate... more and more over 50's Ladies are turning up at local Clap Clinics with all sorts of nasty things stinking and rotting 'down below'....... Wire Brush, Bleach and Bog Brush treatment Doc...... next please.... name.....!!!

One Old MILF I see around where I live wear the same sort of short bosoms displaying top and mini skirt that her granddaughter wears..... there's nothing like wrinkly tits spilling out of uplift bras...to put you off your Americano when in 'Starbucks'.... but then at my age... I should be grateful hat some old wrinkly still thinks her wabs are pert enough to point at the world...
 

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