Switches or paddles ?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Cutaway, Jun 30, 2013.

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  1. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Ok, serious question but in the NAAFI due to the subject matter.

    Most, if not all of us given the odd slap across a nice pair of bintbuttocks when they're properly presented and wiggled in the appropriate manner, but what's the score on going further ?

    My doris has always liked to be - well, submissive I suppose you'd call it.
    Combat indicators like keeping her hands behind her back while playing the beef oboe, and similarly when getting the gospel from behind.
    Now she's asked - straight out - to be spanked properly.

    What's the consensus, is some kind of specialised implement necessary or do you just go with the flow and grab whatever's lying around the gaff ?

    I'm a bit low on ropes & chains so is some sort of restraint the norm or is that too hardcore ?
    Now I'm always game for a laugh but want to keep within her - and not least my - bounds.

    In your own time, go on.
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  3. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

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  4. A flogger is a good stater, moving on to a paddle. Using your hands (if they're the size of mine can be tricky) as bruising can be very easy to do, funny at the time but she'll only moan when she can't sit down when she's at work.
  5. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    WTF is a flogger ?

    Except for a Mig-23.
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  6. Does any site member host events where you could join in?
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  7. My first wife broached this subject once.

    Turned out she had been spanked before by a previous boyfriend and enjoyed it, however she was ashamed that she found it such a turn on and felt a bit dirty afterwards. In retrospect, I think that might be half the thing, the forbidden fruit if you like. She was quite animated and excited after I had not laughed at her and didn't just dismiss it out of hand.

    I didn't feel comfortable though with hurting the person that I loved, so although I was happy to discuss her fantasies (the naughty girl!), I never actually spanked her. I did explore spanking later though, but not with my wife.
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  8. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Why's the handle frayed and won't those knots hurt her ?
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  9. Gently lash her buttocks with one of these - up to you what do do with the pointy bit...

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  10. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Yep, that's what holds me back too. It borders on the idea of violence toward a female which is undeniably wrong even though she's requesting it.
    Has anyone ever thought bints were insane ?

    Though I imagine once you've got over the taboo it'd still be difficult to go completely George O'Dowd on her.

    Strange, everyone else has.
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  11. A riding crop gives satisfying results. Apparently.
  12. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    A correctly used hair brush may give the desired effect.
  13. Switches and paddles. I thought this was a thread about the old Atari 2600 game console.
    How fucking wrong was I..
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