Switched on Barsteward!

#2
A judge in Stuttgart, Germany, is currently trying to decide on a lawsuit in which a man hired his neighbour to impregnate his wife.

It gets weirder.

Demetrius Soupolos, 29, and his former beauty queen wife, Traute, were very keen to have a child together, but Demetrius was Sterile so they began to seek out other possible options.
The option the couple eventually decided on was to hire their neighbour Frank Maus, 34, to impregnate Traute.
Maus, who was already married with two children agreed to do the job for the fee of €2,000. For three evenings a week for the next six months, a total of 72 different times, Maus tried to impregnate Traute.
When his own wife objected, Maus explained that he was "only doing it for the money."
After the unsuccessful six-month period Soupolos insisted that Maus take a medical examination. The doctor concluded that Maus was also sterile, which forced his wife into admitting that their two children did not belong to him.
Soupolos is now suing Maus in an effort to get his money back. Maus' argument is that he did not guarantee conception, only that he would try his hardest.
i would love to be on that jury.
 
#3
I take it this bloke was actually getting to smash this bird and wasnt just supplying the juice to be deployed via turkey baster??

Thats a fcuking gift!!
 

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LE
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#6
I'm just waiting for my copy to come through. Looks like it's going to be as good as it's made out to be then. YAY!
 
#7
A bloke with a name like "Frank MAUS" is hardly gonna be ones FIRST choice of potent, virile stud .......

..... might just have well picked his brother, Mickey!
 
#8
So for 3 evenings a week, for 6 months, he was banging away like a shithouse door in a storm on a former beauty queen & getting paid.
What a loser.

No, hang on....

P.S. Gundulph, looking forward to reading my copy of your book.
 
#9
Miner said:
So for 3 evenings a week, for 6 months, he was banging away like a shithouse door in a storm on a former beauty queen & getting paid.
What a loser.

No, hang on....

P.S. Gundulph, looking forward to reading my copy of your book.
Like I said - Lucky Barsteward! hard to believe a beauty Queen would be happy with a name like 'Trout' sorry I mean 'Traute'...

P.S. Good man on the book! we will start a Thread soon in ARRSE for everyone's thoughts...
 
#10
Where do I volunteer?
 
#12
You have my full attention.........!
 
#13
What a brilliant outcome for the bloke. Not only does he get to poke an ex-model on a regular basis with no strings attached, he also gets shot of his slapper of a wife and her troop of bastards.
 
#14
Top drills it's win win all the way as I see it. sign me up I am game for it.
 

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