swiss doggy shagging !!

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  1. He had sex with a male dog? The sick cunt...
  2. When are they gonna tie the knot?
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  3. With a population of about 8m that is some percentage... it must even beat the Welsh. :)
  4. At least the dog did not suffer any injury or mental trauma. They will need to offer counselling though.
  5. Man on mandog action the dirty cunt....

    However I have to admit to shagging a few dogs in my time too.............:nod:

    But NOT the mandog kind!!!!!!!!!!
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  6. Proper Gander will be able to continue posting on the forum then whilst undergoing therapy... ;-)
  7. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    I've gone right off my chunky bar of Toblerone.
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  8. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Fuck off. With a male dog you can cup his warm furry little bollocks. Dogs tits are fucking gruesome.

    Love the response to the Mail article from Susan in Lucerne...

    "275000 Swiss people...a survey reveals": There is no survey, statistic or whatever in Switzerland. A Swiss Newspaper took numbers of this cases from other countries and made an estimate for Switzerland. 275000 is a pure phantasy number. The cases are very rare in Switzerland. I know Lucerne well and have never heard of such a case in this town. So you needn't be afraid, to meet only lunatics if you come to Switzerland. We have some of them here, but not more than other countries.- Susan, Zurich, Switzerland, 14/10/2011 12:58

  9. Man on mutt action, the dog must've got him pished on brandy from the barrel on its collar.

    it was obviously a Swiss Mounting dog.
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  10. Well as long as they are leaving the wimmin alone, all the more ....
  11. Blässli was fecking asking for it mate.

    what a howler.
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  12. It must have been something in the water.... blame Schweizerhalle!
  13. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Fucking Swiss. Fucking puffs. Here in England we breed real men.

  14. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    Is that the 2007 Sport HSE model?