Swiss Des pays tribute to anti-Nazi July Plotters

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  1. I am sure some would like to present him with a "suitcase" for his next encounter with the Deranged Leader! :twisted:,,174-2279200,00.html


    With the population turning against New Labour, senior politicians planned a coup in the hope of negotiating a favourable resignation. On July 20, 2006, Chancellor Gordon von Braun left a resignation letter on a desk in Bliars Wolf’s Lair bunker in Downing Street. The letter upset Peter Mandleson and a stenographer, but Bliar escaped with minor embarrasment. In the following weeks of retribution about 200 plotters were shot, hanged, hung up on meat hooks, forced to commit suicide or strangled with piano wire.
  3. ...after being told Blair had escaped the coup and was still in charge, Swiss Des described the plotters as ''tyrants' and said, ''tyrannies can be resisted with decisive determination, while seeking to protect the innocent,”
  4. There is a bomb ticking away in the Cabinet as we speak. It is very unstable and on a short fuse, and it nearly exploded on Wednesday during deputy PM questions.

    When it goes off, it will take most of the Cabinet with it, with Bliar the first to be blown off his feet and peppered with shrapnel (should that be sprayed with saliva?)

    Will Prezza survive a further revelation of sexual intercourse, extramarital?
  5. ...found dead in various rural locations but with absolutely no suspicious circumstances in spite of extensive open-minded and independent investigations, shurely.
    We are British, not a bunch of Euro-hotheads y'know.