Swining Etiquette

Discussion in 'The Other Half' started by far2young2die, Mar 17, 2005.

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  1. Is it considered 'bad form' to take someone else's missus to a swapping party? I ask this for purely reference reasons?

    Bugger title should be Swinging!
  2. OldSnowy

    OldSnowy LE Moderator Book Reviewer

    Well, depending on the standard of the wifes, Swining could be right....

    Personally, I'd be looking to swap for a decent socket set or maybe a good lawnmower. Still, knowing my luck I'd get some old boiler in exchange (for mine, that is)
  3. If she can cook, clean, look after the garden, and doesnt mind sleeping in the barn, I'll trade you for a Potterton combi.
  4. Just swapped mine; had to service the old one and ensure it was well lubricated before I could part ex it. It was getting a little tired, upholstery was worn, the big end was going and it was beginning to whine and generally become a money pit. New one is much more compact and comes with a year free servicing and 3 year parts warrentee. Mind you it is a pacific rim model. The rear parking detectors are great for getting into tight spots and its got a very pretty... enough, enough!