Swinging

#1
Mrs S&S has mentioned tonight that she is interested in a bit of 'the car keys in a bowl' lucky dip. Now whilst I am happy with the prospect of having extra marital relations with consent (for a change) I am a bit unsure about having somebody else have their way with my Mrs like. It's OK for me to do do it to someone elses bird but having someone do it to my bird seems well.... wrong. Is it a case of share and share a-like or don't go there??

Yours Anon Confused
 
#3
stabandswat said:
Mrs S&S has mentioned tonight that she is interested in a bit of 'the car keys in a bowl' lucky dip. Now whilst I am happy with the prospect of having extra marital relations with consent (for a change) I am a bit unsure about having somebody else have their way with my Mrs like. It's OK for me to do do it to someone elses bird but having someone do it to my bird seems well.... wrong. Is it a case of share and share a-like or don't go there??

Yours Anon Confused
Is she fit?
 
#4
jaybee2786 said:
And whats this to do with car keys
Ahh, how refreshingly innocent you are.
I took the second Mrs Fez to a wife swapping party...................... I came away with a Qualcast Concorde and a torque wrench.

Badoom tish!

Thankyou, I'm here all week.
 
#5
sandmanfez said:
jaybee2786 said:
And whats this to do with car keys
Ahh, how refreshingly innocent you are.
I took the second Mrs Fez to a wife swapping party...................... I came away with a Qualcast Concorde and a torque wrench.

Badoom tish!

Thankyou, I'm here all week.
the jigsaw and the sander and the workbench.
 
#7
stabandswat said:
Mrs S&S has mentioned tonight that she is interested in a bit of 'the car keys in a bowl' lucky dip. Now whilst I am happy with the prospect of having extra marital relations with consent (for a change) I am a bit unsure about having somebody else have their way with my Mrs like. It's OK for me to do do it to someone elses bird but having someone do it to my bird seems well.... wrong. Is it a case of share and share a-like or don't go there??

Yours Anon Confused
Now the trouble with this is you run the very real risk of;

1) Ending up with a gopping, fat moose.

2) Your missus getting a sex god with a bigger co ck than you and better prowess in the bedroom.


You should tell her she is lucky to get one bloke willing to nail her and anymore is just pushing her luck.

Calling her fat, stupid and ugly will serve to destroy her confidence to the extent that she will never look at another man.

It will also guarantee you a free reign to bench other women, as she will overlook your extra activities for fear if she doesn't you may leave her.


Personally, i'd tw@t the bi tch - as what she is clearly saying is that she no longer finds you exciting and she longs for another mans co ck up her.
 
#8
you get a set of car keys for your "doris" sounds like a fair swap to me :D :D :D :D
 
#9
sandmanfez said:
jaybee2786 said:
And whats this to do with car keys
Ahh, how refreshingly innocent you are.
I took the second Mrs Fez to a wife swapping party...................... I came away with a Qualcast Concorde and a torque wrench.

Badoom tish!

Thankyou, I'm here all week.
And now that she's full can you please bring my lawnmower back!!
 
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#12
Moodybitch said:
stabandswat said:
Mrs S&S has mentioned tonight that she is interested in a bit of 'the car keys in a bowl' lucky dip. Now whilst I am happy with the prospect of having extra marital relations with consent (for a change) I am a bit unsure about having somebody else have their way with my Mrs like. It's OK for me to do do it to someone elses bird but having someone do it to my bird seems well.... wrong. Is it a case of share and share a-like or don't go there??

Yours Anon Confused
Now the trouble with this is you run the very real risk of;

1) Ending up with a gopping, fat moose.

2) Your missus getting a sex god with a bigger co ck than you and better prowess in the bedroom.


You should tell her she is lucky to get one bloke willing to nail her and anymore is just pushing her luck.

Calling her fat, stupid and ugly will serve to destroy her confidence to the extent that she will never look at another man.

It will also guarantee you a free reign to bench other women, as she will overlook your extra activities for fear if she doesn't you may leave her.


Personally, i'd tw@t the bi tch - as what she is clearly saying is that she no longer finds you exciting and she longs for another mans co ck up her.
There's not much you could add to that is there? Mate, the writing is one the wall. Read it. What she may be trying to tell you is that she's already done some other f*cker behind your back and enjoyed it....now she's a bit worried and it may make her feel a bit better and less guilty if you got in on the act.

Get her to flag up a few photographs on ARRSE (she knows what squaddies are like for shagging around and if she is really up for it she'll be up for advertising her wares) and let the lads see what's on offer and let them PM you. Who knows.....you might meet up with some old mates that you lost contact with....bonus.
 
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Biscuits_AB

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#13
Dale the snail said:
stabandswat said:
Mrs S&S has mentioned tonight that she is interested in a bit of 'the car keys in a bowl' lucky dip. Now whilst I am happy with the prospect of having extra marital relations with consent (for a change) I am a bit unsure about having somebody else have their way with my Mrs like. It's OK for me to do do it to someone elses bird but having someone do it to my bird seems well.... wrong. Is it a case of share and share a-like or don't go there??

Yours Anon Confused
Is she fit?
Last time I asked you to go swinging, you wouldn't come out of that tree.
 
#14
Moodybitch said:
stabandswat said:
Mrs S&S has mentioned tonight that she is interested in a bit of 'the car keys in a bowl' lucky dip. Now whilst I am happy with the prospect of having extra marital relations with consent (for a change) I am a bit unsure about having somebody else have their way with my Mrs like. It's OK for me to do do it to someone elses bird but having someone do it to my bird seems well.... wrong. Is it a case of share and share a-like or don't go there??

Yours Anon Confused
Now the trouble with this is you run the very real risk of;

1) Ending up with a gopping, fat moose.

2) Your missus getting a sex god with a bigger co ck than you and better prowess in the bedroom.


You should tell her she is lucky to get one bloke willing to nail her and anymore is just pushing her luck.

Calling her fat, stupid and ugly will serve to destroy her confidence to the extent that she will never look at another man.

It will also guarantee you a free reign to bench other women, as she will overlook your extra activities for fear if she doesn't you may leave her.


Personally, i'd tw@t the bi tch - as what she is clearly saying is that she no longer finds you exciting and she longs for another mans co ck up her.
Holy shit! You want to get a job with The Sun. Deirdrie step aside!
 
#15
Just moved near to Portsmouth - again. Been trying to avoid the place all my life but it keeps drawing me back...
In the front garden is/was a huge Pampas Grass thingy.
Beloved Son of Mine said "Did you know Dad, that's what the wife swappers put in their gardens so that other W/S's know that they're up for it"
The Memsahib, Mrs B, is having it removed.
btw - Could I have really got a new Planer or Sander?
 
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Biscuits_AB

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#16
F*cks sakes.....the folks around the corner have just cut theirs down. It was there for years. Mind you, they are a pair of fat c*nts.
 
#17
I suggest you forget the swinging thing altogether, worst case senario you get a skonda while you mrs gets banged by your superior.

Now dogging is a whole other ball game. This way you get to shag your lovely wife in the back seat of your car while other people get to watch this glorious sight and vice versa.

Of course if this doesn't take your fancy you could just stay at home and thank your lucky stars that you even managed to bed a female!
 
#18
happybonzo said:
Just moved near to Portsmouth - again. Been trying to avoid the place all my life but it keeps drawing me back...
In the front garden is/was a huge Pampas Grass thingy.
Beloved Son of Mine said "Did you know Dad, that's what the wife swappers put in their gardens so that other W/S's know that they're up for it"
The Memsahib, Mrs B, is having it removed.
btw - Could I have really got a new Planer or Sander?
Youve just saved me a journey to Portsmouth I was on my way round tonight, do you need a receipt at B&Q to get your money back?
 
#19
Biscuits_AB said:
Dale the snail said:
stabandswat said:
Mrs S&S has mentioned tonight that she is interested in a bit of 'the car keys in a bowl' lucky dip. Now whilst I am happy with the prospect of having extra marital relations with consent (for a change) I am a bit unsure about having somebody else have their way with my Mrs like. It's OK for me to do do it to someone elses bird but having someone do it to my bird seems well.... wrong. Is it a case of share and share a-like or don't go there??

Yours Anon Confused
Is she fit?
Last time I asked you to go swinging, you wouldn't come out of that tree.
Cheeky Monkey xx
 
#20
She is winding you up mate. Choice is simple - go to relate or go to a fukcing lawyer. Actually go ahead with the game - take your camera, slip your lucky girl 50 quid, sneak out of the car and snap your missus at it bang to rights.
 

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