Yesterday I was at a small dinner party at my best mates house, while serving up the roast lamb he informed every one that he was going to an swingers party. He has been invited by one of his female friends who is very liberal about her sexuality (that's a nice way of saying she's a bit of a goer who will sleep with anything - animal/vegitable/mineral). He says he is just going for a "look around" and will not sleep with anyone (but I some how doubt it). Having ripped the p1ss out of him and asking "What would you do if you end up in a gang bang and the leader of the gang is your Father?" and "will you be watching your drink? you don't want to wake up with a head ache and an arrse hole that looks like the Jap flag" and "take a camera and look out for MP's". Now I plan to debrief M*** when I get back from RT4 this weekend to find out how it went. However does anyone have any horror stories about swinging I can use to scare him with in the mean time. I some how doubt the attendees will be in the supermodel section of life...... more the overweight house wife in their 40's. Ladies and gents, your views and storys on this sordid toptic and any ways I can stitch him up.