Swing Low

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  1. An attorney got home late one evening, after a very taxing day trying
    to get a stay of execution for a client, James Wright, who was due to
    be hanged for murder at midnight. His last-minute plea for clemency to
    the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.

    As soon as he got through the door at home, his wife started on him
    about, "What time of night do you call this? Where have you been?" And on and on.

    Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went
    and poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak
    in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks.

    While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was
    told that her husband's client had been granted his stay of execution after all.

    Wright would not be hanged tonight.

    Finally realizing what a day he must have had, she decided to go
    upstairs to give him the good news.

    As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her
    husband's rear end as he was bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.

    "They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said.

    He whirled around and screamed, "FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?"