Swine Flu

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by JesterRIP, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Does anyone know where I can get advise on Swine flu, I just tried the helpline and all I got was crackling!!
     
  2. Patient: Doctor, I feel like I have contracted swine flu!

    Doctor: Really? How long have you felt like this?

    Patient: About 2 WEEEEEEEEKS, 2 WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKS!