Sweering

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A wee 7 year old Aberdonian loon and his 5 year old brother are
upstairs in their bedroom.

'De ye ken fit?', says the 7 year old, 'I think it's aboot time we
started sweering.' The 5 year old nods his head in approval.


'Fin we ging doonstairs fir breakfast am gan to sweer first, then ye Kin sweer after me, ok?'
'Aye!' the 5 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants For breakfast.

'A'll hae some of that Weetabix shit !!
*SMACK*!!

He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.

She looked at the 5 year old and asked with a stern voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man????'

'I dinna ken,' he blubbers, 'but it winna be fucking Weetabix!'
 
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