Swedish man caught trying to split atoms

Discussion in 'Current Affairs, News and Analysis' started by ark-angel, Aug 20, 2011.

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  1. Shite well beaten too it again. Would have got away with it too if it wasn't for this meddling cnut
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  2. Mr_Fingerz

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    And ark-angel would have gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for those pesky kids...

    and the IT literate members of ARRSE who quite happily show him the errors of his ways.

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    I've got a photo of the guy:

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  4. Atoms! One, two three, four... six of them!

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  5. I have been splitting atoms for years in NI. All it takes is a steady hand, a craft knife and a decent chopping board. I have about 90% of self built WE177 in my "Shed".
  6. Looking at the edge on that cleaver, 'tis no wonder he didn't quite manage the job.
  7. I recall a beer advert where the response to splitting the atom (with an axe) was;

    "Nah they're small enough already.'