Sweaty gussets

#1
My wife came home from work saying one of her mates in the office has just won 2 tickets for the beach volley- ball in the Olympics and doesn't know what to do with them.

She doesn't want to go the E- bay... Nigerian scammer route, so I said I'd post it on here.

She said the face value was £185 each..... PM if you've got a photographic memory and your ****- bank is with Nat- West.
 
#3
Nowt to do with me, as far as I can see, if the owner of the tickets can get the face value, I think she'd be happy to let any extra go to a good home....


If there is any interest, I can pass on the message and get back to you........
 
#4
. . . . 2 tickets for the beach volley- ball in the Olympics and doesn't know what to do with them . . . .

She said the face value was £185 each..... PM if you've got a photographic memory . . . .
Just a little reminder for those without a "photographic memory", as to why they are worth £185 each :pl:
 

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#6
I have jizzed my MTP on nightshift!
 

mercurydancer

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#9
I'd be interested if I got a tour around the changing rooms. After the competition. I'd be like a beagle after an aniseed ball.
 

mercurydancer

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#11
I would sink my teeth into competitor Rutledge's arse and let her drag me to my death.
 
#12
The interested party who PM'd me rang up the ticket owner apparently, and when she said that she didn't know if it was the WOMEN'S games, he lost interest......


Wife came home tonight- " Bloody pervert, wasn't interested if it wasn't the women's beach volleyball, wasn't interested in the SPORT !!!!!"



I said to her, " My dear, "Faster, Higher, Stronger" are different ideals in the world of beach volleyball...."



She replied, "As for you, and some of THOSE sites that you visit!"


So if there are any "SPORTSMEN" out there the tickets are still up for grabs ( Google is your friend..... the tickets are for the Ahem, ladies events.)
 

Wordsmith

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#14
Ahh but which ones? It matters.

Following rule changes competitors may opt for "more modest attire...." so all you may be getting is sweaty headscarfs

Women enjoy greater choice of attire on beach volleyball court
Yeah right- I'll bet there will gentle pressure put on the competitors not to opt for 'more modest attire'. Playing in burka's would send the TV audience figures south, which would really hurt future funding....

Wordsmith
 
#15
Yeah right- I'll bet there will gentle pressure put on the competitors not to opt for 'more modest attire'. Playing in burka's would send the TV audience figures south, which would really hurt future funding....

Wordsmith

Two items of clothing rule...... wear a headscarf, but lose the thong.


Sounds OK.
 

TheIronDuke

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#16
Wife came home tonight- " Bloody pervert, wasn't interested if it wasn't the women's beach volleyball, wasn't interested in the SPORT !!!!!"



I said to her, " My dear, "Faster, Higher, Stronger" are different ideals in the world of beach volleyball...."
Did you discuss her sporting interests before or after you asked her why the **** your tea wasn't on the table?

Jesus. Modern parents, eh?
 

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