Sweaty fadges

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Tricky1982, Nov 16, 2012.

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  1. I wonder why this wasnt alerted to the ARRSE fraternity.....It look like making of a good night! it could have been a crawl of epic preportions......we have all done worse any one who denies this is a BIG POOF!!
  2. Cor! seduce my ancient footware, there,s a fair old tonnage of grumbly growlers to choose from, are they those virgins the muslim martyrs are promised?
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  3. I'm sure I can see a tv remote poking out there somewhere.
  4. Look alike..

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  5. Short term carbon capture and storage solved.
  6. The one in the sailor suit could solve the Navy's carrier problem as well.
  7. Whats a fadge or do you mean vadge?? There are certainly a lot of hogs there!
  8. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    like you lot are all so picky you'd turn them down...ffs... ;)
  9. I would, if I could get into their cunts (or folds of fat), it would swallow me up!
  10. Economy size that's all what' s the matter with you?
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    [h=1]I don’t drink, smoke or take drugs. I deserve one vice[/h]

    Would that be eating by any chance?
  12. It's one and the same, a "fat vadge" if you will, with incredibly meaty flaps and sex with it is likely similar to throwing a chipolata through the Arc de triomph...
  13. Scaley Alberto is conspicuous by his absence.

    And the answer is, of course I would.
  14. You are not telling me he is one of the contestants and if so which one?