Sweaty fadges

I wonder why this wasnt alerted to the ARRSE fraternity.....It look like making of a good night! it could have been a crawl of epic preportions......we have all done worse any one who denies this is a BIG POOF!!
Cor! seduce my ancient footware, there,s a fair old tonnage of grumbly growlers to choose from, are they those virgins the muslim martyrs are promised?


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like you lot are all so picky you'd turn them down...ffs... ;)

[h=1]I don’t drink, smoke or take drugs. I deserve one vice[/h]

Would that be eating by any chance?
Scaley Alberto is conspicuous by his absence.

And the answer is, of course I would.
You are not telling me he is one of the contestants and if so which one?


You know what I mean.

I liked this bit though: "SASHAYING down the runway in a teeny sailor costume, curvy Gemma Cruickshank tips her hat at the judges and gives them a saucy wink."

Teeny? That's bigger than my basha!

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