Swearwords and Arrse

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Infiltrator, Feb 27, 2008.

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  1. In another thread, I noticed that someone had posted concerning the action of making ready the L85. In short to "c o c k" it. I space this out, because if I don't the system replaces the work with cock as it assumes, quite incorrectly in this case, that the word is a rude word!

    It got me wondering how many other swearwords that we use, also have legitimate uses? Surely there is fun to be had including all these words in emails to others.

    Any ideas? Obviously my fathers name D i c k is one and Tos ser is another. Any advances?
  2. once_a_maverick

    once_a_maverick War Hero

    I couldn't think of one
  3. Could be a problem if you live here

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  4. What about the place called w a n k in the Fatherland?

    A ruder placename I have never heard of. Quite disgraceful.

  5. Ah yes those bl**dy thorpes :wink:
  6. Isn't there a place called fcuking in Austria somewhere?
  7. Petriburg

    Petriburg Crow

    and Tw@tt in the Orkneys...
  8. Wankum is a very nice place...
  9. A Little Village called Fuchtorf in Box land :D
  10. Cuddles

    Cuddles LE

    There is a place in Dorset called "GetyourfuckingLandroversoffofherethisisthelastfuckingstrawyoubloodyarseholesI'mphoningBlandfordCampwhat'syournamestupidcnutsthelotofyou". I know because the man who lives there told us.
  11. Ahhhh the BP garage at Wankum and the schnelly over the road. Always better seeing it on the way there rather than on the way back :wink:
  12. Mr_Baiter

    Mr_Baiter War Hero

    Don't forget the picturesque village of Shitterton in Dorset
  13. strange - but true.
  14. airbornestorm

    airbornestorm Clanker

  15. mastergnr

    mastergnr Old-Salt