Swearing TV or film -the best.

#2
I see you Al and raise you Gunnery Sgt Hartmen...

"You look like the type who would fcuk a guy up the ass and not even have the Goddamn common courtasy to give him a reach-around!"

"Texas?! Holy dog-sh1t! Only two things come from Texas, boy - Steers and Queers! And I don't see no horns on you!"

"I like you, Private Joker. You're funny. Hell, you can come home and fcuk my sister!"
 
#3
Film - Snatch; Bricktop or Scum; Carlin (Ray Winstone)
TV - Shameless; Mimi or Sopranos; Tony Soprano

Lots of other characters in each that could be contenders for the title
 

Guns

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#8
Hit Girl in Kick Ass - what's not funny about a 12yrs girl saying c*nt
 
#9
The kitchen seen in series one of the wire when bunk and mcnulty say **** for 4 mins. Or anything malcom Tucker says in "In the thick of it".
 

the_boy_syrup

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#10
#13
Bee_Gee. said:
The kitchen seen in series one of the wire when bunk and mcnulty say * for 4 mins. Or anything malcom Tucker says in "In the thick of it".
Malcolm Tucker beats my TV programme suggestion hands down - good call BG (especially for the BBC)!
 
#15
Joe Pesci in Casino & Goodfellas

JP: You took your boots off? You put your feet on the table? You sh1t-kicking, stinky, horse-manure-smellin' motherfucker you. You f*ck me up over there, I'll stick you in a hole in the f*ckin' desert

JP: Listen to me Anthony. I got your head in a f*ckin' vise. I'll squash your head like a f*ckin' grapefruit if you don't give me a name. Don't make me have to do this, please. Don't make me be a bad guy, come on.
Tony Dogs: F*ck you.
JP: This motherf*cker, you believe this? Two f*cking days and nights! F*ck me? *F*ck me?* You motherf*cker!
[turning the crank]
JP: F*ck my mother? That's what you f*cking tell me? You motherf*cker you

Beat that
 
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#20
mon_colonel said:
Joe Pesci in Casino & Goodfellas

JP: You took your boots off? You put your feet on the table? You sh1t-kicking, stinky, horse-manure-smellin' motherfucker you. You f*ck me up over there, I'll stick you in a hole in the f*ckin' desert

JP: Listen to me Anthony. I got your head in a f*ckin' vise. I'll squash your head like a f*ckin' grapefruit if you don't give me a name. Don't make me have to do this, please. Don't make me be a bad guy, come on.
Tony Dogs: F*ck you.
JP: This motherf*cker, you believe this? Two f*cking days and nights! F*ck me? *F*ck me?* You motherf*cker!
[turning the crank]
JP: F*ck my mother? That's what you f*cking tell me? You motherf*cker you

Beat that
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iP5F9mntWs&feature=related
 

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