Swearing TV or film -the best.

Discussion in 'Films, Music and All Things Artsy' started by fairycakes, May 8, 2010.

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  1. I see you Al and raise you Gunnery Sgt Hartmen...

    "You look like the type who would fcuk a guy up the ass and not even have the Goddamn common courtasy to give him a reach-around!"

    "Texas?! Holy dog-sh1t! Only two things come from Texas, boy - Steers and Queers! And I don't see no horns on you!"

    "I like you, Private Joker. You're funny. Hell, you can come home and fcuk my sister!"
  2. Film - Snatch; Bricktop or Scum; Carlin (Ray Winstone)
    TV - Shameless; Mimi or Sopranos; Tony Soprano

    Lots of other characters in each that could be contenders for the title
  3. Ben Kingsley as Don Logan in 'Sexy Beast'.
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  4. Ben Kingsley - Sexy Beast
  5. Exactly my thoughts as I read the thread title - Ghandi says cOunt
  6. Give this a go >> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEpS7mTsMb4&feature=related
  7. Guns

    Guns LE Moderator Book Reviewer
    1. The Royal Navy

    Hit Girl in Kick Ass - what's not funny about a 12yrs girl saying c*nt
  8. The kitchen seen in series one of the wire when bunk and mcnulty say **** for 4 mins. Or anything malcom Tucker says in "In the thick of it".
  9. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

  10. Sopranos was edited for our TV, I saw it abroadf and there was liberal use of cnut.
  11. The boxset wasn't edited at all.
  12. Malcolm Tucker beats my TV programme suggestion hands down - good call BG (especially for the BBC)!
  13. Joe Pesci in Casino & Goodfellas

    JP: You took your boots off? You put your feet on the table? You sh1t-kicking, stinky, horse-manure-smellin' motherfucker you. You f*ck me up over there, I'll stick you in a hole in the f*ckin' desert

    JP: Listen to me Anthony. I got your head in a f*ckin' vise. I'll squash your head like a f*ckin' grapefruit if you don't give me a name. Don't make me have to do this, please. Don't make me be a bad guy, come on.
    Tony Dogs: F*ck you.
    JP: This motherf*cker, you believe this? Two f*cking days and nights! F*ck me? *F*ck me?* You motherf*cker!
    [turning the crank]
    JP: F*ck my mother? That's what you f*cking tell me? You motherf*cker you

    Beat that