Swearing on the net

#1
I am sat here having sobered up slightly from last nights imbibations to toast THE MIGHTY REDS on a stunning Victory over AC , a thought popped into my head,
why when people swear on the net do they mis spell the swear word??.
I can only assume there is some sort of block in place or will some tw@t come round give me a good seeing to?
hey come on, I have only been using these computerating thingies for a short time.
Cheers
B_T
8O
 
#2
B COZ FUCKING RUDE CUNT

NOT HARD 2 WORK OUT :roll:

REDS HAD GREAT GAME !!!! 8)
 
#3
because on this site if you type in the word cunt the software automatically changes it to cunt. If you type in bastard it changes it to bastard. By altering the spelling at least you get to type what you want.

i thought someone was messing with my posts at first because every fucking time i wrote bollocks the fucking thing came at as bollocks. foul mouthed fucker aren't I?
 
#4
there is an automated filter in place. Some words are changed and others are *'d

fuck = fuck
piss = piss
bastard = bastard
cunt = cunt

the list goes on. Of course there are always ways around (as seen above) but the simplest is to swich a couple of letters or make another substitution.
 
#5
And why does everybody type tw@t?

If @ = at

Tw@t = Twatt

It's like saying STAP Plan.
 
#7
Although something has to be going wrong, when the system wont allow you to post the word w r i s t w a t c h. :?
 
#8
Operator said:
there is an automated filter in place. Some words are changed and others are *'d

* = fuck
urine = piss
fatherless = bastard
* = cunt

the list goes on. Of course there are always ways around (as seen above) but the simplest is to swich a couple of letters or make another substitution.
cunning, I couldn't see how you'd done that till I quoted it. you clever fucker.
 
#10
Operator said:
there is an automated filter in place. Some words are changed and others are *'d

* = fuck
urine = piss
fatherless = bastard
* = cunt

the list goes on. Of course there are always ways around (as seen above) but the simplest is to swich a couple of letters or make another substitution.
Oooh, very fucking clever
 
#15
FUCKCOCKWANKCUNT

easy really
 
#17
GADZOOK'S Gentlemen ZOUNDS.I beseech ye in CHRIST's BOWELS to be temperate in thy speech.Ye pernicious earth-vexing pigeon-eggs!Ye impertinent lily-livered hedge-pigs! Ye prating onion-eyed pignuts!Ye haughty evil-eyed haggards,Ye purpled rug-headed miscreants

{Profanity from another age}

Or from Shakespeare himself
To be, or knob to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis knobler in the minge to suffer
The quims and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to toke arms against a pee of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To grope: to shaft;
No more; and by a shag to say we end
The crotch-ache and the thousand natural humps
That fucks are heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wank'd. To die, to shag;
To shag: perchance to cream: ay, there's the rub (fnar, fnar);
For in that shag of death what dreams may cum
When we have shuffled off this mirena coil,
Must give us pricks: there's the respect
That makes sodomy of so long life;
For who would bear the whips and porns of time,
Will need to shop in more than Ann Summers
The prongs of despised love, the law's delay,
The insolence of orifice and the spurts
That patient merit of the unworthy tokes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? who would arseholes bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
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