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SWEARING IN FRENCH

#1
I know there are those who will say this should be in the travel forum... to them I will simply say fuk off... because I can - I know how.

However tomorrow I'll be setting off on Das Boot for Belgium then driving down to the South of France.

Only a few minutes ago I realised that I'm a bit Frenchie challenged and do not know a single swear word in French. Perplexed by this lack of linguistic prowess... I am hoping that some fellow Arrsers can write a few French profanities (phonetically) - explain their meaning and where they are best used... in time for me to print them off and use them liberally whilst accepting the French surrender. :D

Oruv waaarr.
Bill
 

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LE
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#2
Only one I am certain on is merde (pronounced mared).

That is french for sh1t.
 
#3
You actually want to learn some German phrases, This will result in the frogs running away from you as fast as they can.
 
#4
Te toi, ton cochon. Je ton merde!

Or words to that effect.

Hope you make lots of new friends.
Regards
T_T
 
#5
fuque?
 
#7
stacker1 said:
You actually want to learn some German phrases, This will result in the frogs running away from you as fast as they can.
My German isn't too bad... I only want the men to retreat... anyone who looks like this below... will receive the full pardon... or should I say... sorry about that... usually manage at least 5 mins.

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#8
Agincourt, Waterloo and WW1. These of course aren't swear words, but if shouted at an onion muncher, they are enough to make him sh1t his pants and hide behind his sofa.
 
#9
Try "Foutre le camp" or "Salopard"

Works for me :)
 
#10
BanjoBill said:
stacker1 said:
You actually want to learn some German phrases, This will result in the frogs running away from you as fast as they can.
My German isn't too bad... I only want the men to retreat... anyone who looks like this below... will receive the full pardon... or should I say... sorry about that... usually manage at least 5 mins.


AAAH the lovely Elizee, what a lovely Aarrse.

You could ask 'Vouse et mariee' 'are you married', which will make them go white as you imply that they are a pouffee (which they generally are0

Elizee in concert in 'THAT' jump suite:

clikety

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#11
No idea how the frogs write it but;

Vue lae vue cushay avec moi su sui Or some such nonse speak.

Use it at the bar, it means 2 pints of your finest lager.
 
#12
Just say it in English, but louder with lots of pointing. (The good old British way of Foreign communitication).
 
#13
dingerr said:
Just say it in English, but louder with lots of pointing. (The good old British way of Foreign communitication).
If in Spain, just add "O" on the end of each word.

If in France, just add "Le" at the start.
 
#14
Va te faire enculer = go get fooked up the a55

Tu es une pute = you are a slut

Va te faire foutre! = kiss my a55

Tete de pine = dic-khead

Baise-toi = F*** you

Chatte/Plote = C***

Va chier = F*** off



Im here all week...
 
#16
Me no speako frog, so fook off you fromage eating monkey de surrender.


or

your father was a hampster and your mother smells of elderberries.
 
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