Swearing, both big and clever

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by indoubitabley, Aug 24, 2007.

Welcome to the Army Rumour Service, ARRSE

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial military website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. I've had this on for a good hour now, It reminds me of living with the Ex (you need sound)


    This is what the internet was invented for.
  2. Ha!

    'You stink of gash'
  3. Drink your own piss. Class!
  4. You smell of bumwee... Niice
  5. 'Flying Turd' :)
  6. You suck shit through a straw.................... how do fit that into everyday conversion i wonder..
  7. Spunktrumpet! :D
  8. This all seems like normal conversational gambits to me...
  9. "You sweltering fanny"
  10. It's creepy, it's like my grandma's in the room with me.

    editted for typo
  11. My mum always told me swearing wouldn't make me 'big' or 'clever', but I've a vocabulary shaped by years with the Colours and I'm 6'5'' and have a Masters degree.

    That showed her!
  12. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

  13. What's the point of posting this you sweltering fanny? If this is funny then I'm a flying turd.
  14. "You munch on smegma"
  15. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    Do you use that potty moth in the Legion?
    I bet it soon puts the domino players of their stroke

    Tut Tut :D