Swazi Kings Wife Swap Party

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Rocketeer, Sep 3, 2008.

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  1. See that the 'absolute ruler' of Swaziland has gotten bored of wife 13 and gone shopping for the replacement.

    For his 40th birthday celebration the boys got together and hauled out all the eligible young ladies of the 'country' and had them line up topless like the opening scenes in Zulu and Zulu Dawn and the king did a 'walkabout' to check out the herd and pull the best one for his stable/breeding pen ..

    In a land where unemployment and starvation is rampant no wonder the girls were all for looking for a leg up, as it were... [ 'Security' tried to block the press from zeroing in on one of the earlier wives arriving for the festivities in her BMW when the reg folks all had to make it there on foot or in ox-carts ]...

    The joys of state...
     
  2. WTF, my name's never on the guest list, that's what!
     
  3. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    The irnoy of a Nazi-Swazy Orgy!

    I'm going to fcuk you, and then ve are going to kill you.
     
  4. Or a Nazi-Swazi-Swayze Norgie Orgy, where lashings of coffee flavoured tea, tea flavoured coffee and ice cold bovril-lemonade are available 24 hours!