So it appears I may have bitten off a little more than I can chew. Last year we acquired a big fuck off old house in the country. It needed a fuck load of work but I thought I'd be able to crack it all eventually. I was wrong. It appears my building/painting and decorating/plumbing/electricianing skills aren't quite as good as I thought, the place is falling down. I'm about halfway done but it's taking over my life and I just can't be arsed anymore. It's a massive job. Did I mention the house is really big and really old? Well it is. So what I'm looking for is a skills swap. I need a decent decorator/plasterer, a good sparky, plumber and gardener to have a crack at a bit of my house and try and make a small dent. In return you'll receive absolutely zero money, not a penny. What I can offer is the following: A bed in a stunning grade II* listed manor house, Decent scran, As much Homebrew as you can drink, Free fishing in a really really nice river full of trout, Guitar lessons, Apparently, I'm also reasonably good at fixing gats so I'll also offer some top notch gunsmithery if that's your thing. Anyone fancy it? Post your swapsies here.