Swap Shop

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  1. Okay I'm sure you all remember Multi Coloured Swap Shop from when we were all bairns. Noel Edmonds looking so 70s it was horrendous (ringing bells yet?) Anyway now were past all the goodwill to all men part of the day I was wondering if anyone had been given any, well let's be honest here, sh!t presents that they wanna swap and what you're looking for as an exchange.

    I always remember people saying they had Cluedo and wanted to exchange it for Ascari A10 (ok slight exaggeration but you get my drift).
  2. I was never a barn!
  3. maggie philbin, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
  4. wasn't she on magpie?
  5. Susan Stranks was replaced by Jenny Hanley 1974.
  6. I'll swap my wife for someones mum!
  7. Deal.
  8. No Deal (different show i think)
  9. You can have mines free, she'll soon get rid of your wife I guarantee it :D
  10. I'll swap Scotland plus £5 for a bag of toenail clippings.
  11. Come on, we must be worth at least £7 pounds and a bag of toenail clippings and surely there should be a camel thrown in somewhere?
  12. Just off to the bedroom to gather some up,will you accept half a bag?
  13. No problem but will have to reduce to Scotland plus £2.50 (or Euro 1.00 as it probably is now).
  14. We're talking Scotland not Kaffiristan you know!
  15. I don't wanna be owned by a guy who could only rustle up half a bag of clippings?? At least make him throw in a fish supper