Swap Shop

#1
Okay I'm sure you all remember Multi Coloured Swap Shop from when we were all bairns. Noel Edmonds looking so 70s it was horrendous (ringing bells yet?) Anyway now were past all the goodwill to all men part of the day I was wondering if anyone had been given any, well let's be honest here, sh!t presents that they wanna swap and what you're looking for as an exchange.

I always remember people saying they had Cluedo and wanted to exchange it for Ascari A10 (ok slight exaggeration but you get my drift).
 
#3
maggie philbin, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
 
#5
Trotsky said:
wasn't she on magpie?
Susan Stranks was replaced by Jenny Hanley 1974.
 
#6
I'll swap my wife for someones mum!
 
#8
#9
FABLONBIFFCHIT said:
I'll swap my wife for someones mum!
You can have mines free, she'll soon get rid of your wife I guarantee it :D
 
#11
Markintime said:
I'll swap Scotland plus £5 for a bag of toenail clippings.
Come on, we must be worth at least £7 pounds and a bag of toenail clippings and surely there should be a camel thrown in somewhere?
 
#15
Markintime said:
twosugarsnomilk said:
Just off to the bedroom to gather some up,will you accept half a bag?
No problem but will have to reduce to Scotland plus £2.50 (or Euro 1.00 as it probably is now).
I don't wanna be owned by a guy who could only rustle up half a bag of clippings?? At least make him throw in a fish supper
 
#16
intergeri said:
Markintime said:
twosugarsnomilk said:
Just off to the bedroom to gather some up,will you accept half a bag?
No problem but will have to reduce to Scotland plus £2.50 (or Euro 1.00 as it probably is now).
I don't wanna be owned by a guy who could only rustle up half a bag of clippings?? At least make him throw in a fish supper
Then he might insist on something of value like Berwick on Tweed.
 
#18
Markintime said:
intergeri said:
Markintime said:
twosugarsnomilk said:
Just off to the bedroom to gather some up,will you accept half a bag?
No problem but will have to reduce to Scotland plus £2.50 (or Euro 1.00 as it probably is now).
I don't wanna be owned by a guy who could only rustle up half a bag of clippings?? At least make him throw in a fish supper
Then he might insist on something of value like Berwick on Tweed.
Berwick should be in Scotland anyway, ask them , they don't wanna be English, hmmm wonder why? :D
 
#19
I swap my fresh dogshit on my lawn for Hull, now thats a (f)ucking right deal
 

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