Anyone else pissed the bed recently? well I did... so much that I have to go out and buy a new bed... only drank half a bottle of vodka last night and half a bottle of Kaolin and Morphine to cure my squirts that I have had for three days. Now I think this concoction sent me into a deep deep sleep coz I woke up at 1.30am absolutely soaking wet and yes I'd pissed the bed so much that it had soaked me, two duvets and went right through the matress onto all my rigging kit that I had under my bed...# Mrs went ballistic whilt I just stood there roaring laughin... bit me in the arse though coz she just proclaimed I have to buy her a new bed today... So a warning to you all dont mix vodka with kaolin and morphine... you have been warned!!