Chateaux Donut this morning, bimbled in to the bathroom and there was a mountain of towels on the floor. 'Good girl I thought, she's doing her set down chores as per her duty' I unleashed the snake from his underpantular lair and pointed it at the bowl. Sporting a bit of a semi on coupled with me being too idle to lift the seat I let spray with a poorly aimed jet of early morning, yellow, scented wazz. I managed to sprinkle the seat, the back of the pan and a bit of the floor, shook the monster and popped him back in his penis hostel, pausing him to pat him and tell him he was a very special warrior. On going to grab the bog roll to clean up my spray I noticed there wasn't any. Knowing the washing was about to go in the machine I picked up what appeared to be a towel and mopped the p1ss up. Then chucked it back on the pile. Only when it was mid flight back I noticed there was a belt attached to it and it dawned on me that it was the nippers Capt Nemo dressing gown..... slight guilt...... but it was going in the wash anyway. I've just been to wash the motors and on my return I was greeted at the front door by my 4 year old nipper in her dressing gown........ with the hood up. I've p1ssed on my nipper..... what does this mean? should I come clean? How do I tell the doris what I've just done? Should I rape and kill her? Should I take it off her, make her shower and wash the dressing gown? should I keep it a secret and not say a word and refuse to hug and cuddle her all day?