Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by General_Layabout, Jan 28, 2012.

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  1. My wife just swallowed after a blowjob for the first time in 5 years,............................I wonder if it's a sign she's coming out of her coma!
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  2. She always swallows for me.
  3. A husband asks his wife if he can come in her ear? she says no I might go deaf, fuck me I've come in your mouth for years and your'e still talking....

    Sorry chaps, it must be his girlfriend, as we all know you stop getting blow jobs after you get married
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