Swagger Stick

Discussion in 'Classified Ads' started by Lairdx, Jun 6, 2005.

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  1. For Sale

    Swagger Stick. bamboo encased in brown/tan leather. White metal Top (has had repair due to split.) Embossed to the 2nd vol Bn. Manchester Regiment and bears the design of a sphinx. has a brass foot.

    Ideal for spanking the wife.

    Twenty pounds or near offer.

    Buyer pays shipping or collects.

    PM with questions.
  2. Lairdz is haveing a clear out today?
  3. have been instructed by mrs lairdx to have a clear out. New Baby on the way and I have had to promise not to raise the child as a pyschopath.
  4. Will your wife be available for me to test its spanking suitability?
  5. Mrs Lairdx will be available but I must warn you that she is the only person in the world I am scared of.
  6. Ah, in that case, perhaps not. However, if I can persuade Moody to stand in for Mrs Lairdx............
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    Mrs Lairdx has asked me to post this piccie. She feels I have unjustly portrayed her as some kind of evil harpy.
  8. Swagger stick is now sold. Thankyou