Sven/Call2arms/Thunderer

#1
I see our favourite unemployable dole scrounger is gracing Arrse with his presence again.

I'm really disappointed that the reports of his death were unfounded.

If there is one person who I would wish immense pain and suffering on, it's sven.

Who else on this website would you like to see sawn in half then fed into a wood chipper?
 
#3
I have to confess to being a bit prejudiced when it comes to idle spongers who talk shite (when they aren't falling asleep involuntarily)
 

Fugly

LE
DirtyBAT
#4
In the interests of equality, whilst feeding Sven into the chipper, we'll also have to ritually execute a 7 foot tall hirsute right wing insomniac. Who has a job.
 
#5
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
I see our favourite unemployable dole scrounger is gracing Arrse with his presence again.

I'm really disappointed that the reports of his death were unfounded.

If there is one person who I would wish immense pain and suffering on, it's sven.

Who else on this website would you like to see sawn in half then fed into a wood chipper?
Does that mean you don't like him, Flashy? :D :D :D

MsG
 
#6
It seems sven is turning into a chubb like figure. He's just done a 'scooby doo' like villain reveal that he is in fact, Thunderer too. He is suggesting that he was accepted as an undercover username;

Thunderer said:
Funny how I can maintain an account without attracting this type of invective, whilst the mere announcement of my previous persona causes the vitriol to flow.
The reason why he didn't attract attention was because people just ignored him as Thunderer. Still an annoying cunt though. Although if you read through his posts under that name, the old sven shines through.

Sven, get the message that no one really wants you on here. You add nothing to the site and are becoming tedious now.
 
#7
But the LimpDem conference wasn't any fun without a bit of Sven-bashing.

I miss him...






...in a "I'll be glad when that boil has subsided" kind of way.

Litotes :D
 

Fugly

LE
DirtyBAT
#9
I'm sure I've recommended this before, but have him fed into a bacon slicer.

With a 1/8th inch cut every day, starting at the balls of his feet, it will be about 18 months before the top of his head disappears.






Or in Sven's case, sometime near bonfire night.
 
#10
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
It seems sven is turning into a chubb like figure. He's just done a 'scooby doo' like villain reveal that he is in fact, Thunderer too. He is suggesting that he was accepted as an undercover username;

Thunderer said:
Funny how I can maintain an account without attracting this type of invective, whilst the mere announcement of my previous persona causes the vitriol to flow.
The reason why he didn't attract attention was because people just ignored him as Thunderer. Still an annoying cunt though. Although if you read through his posts under that name, the old sven shines through.

Sven, get the message that no one really wants you on here. You add nothing to the site and are becoming tedious now.
The "Thunderer" didn't fool me...

http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/Forums/viewtopic/p=2026926.html#2026926 :wink:
 
#11
Well done, PysWar.

I saw his posts on the Diversity thread and just thought 'tubestick, I'll ignore him'. Seems we all have a sixth sense for complete retards.

He seems to think he will be playing some sort of 'James Bond, spot the sven' from now on. Or more like 'Where's Wally'. Or more likely, 'who gives a fuck, he's a pointless little dullard'.
 
#12
jarrod248 said:
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
I see our favourite unemployable dole scrounger is gracing Arrse with his presence again.

I'm really disappointed that the reports of his death were unfounded.

If there is one person who I would wish immense pain and suffering on, it's sven.

Who else on this website would you like to see sawn in half then fed into a wood chipper?
I think I'll stick with your recommendation but I don't think your swift means of execution are fitting. I think something slow that is filmed would be more fitting. Does anyone have any hungry Pigs like in the Hannibal film?
my bold
I've got some nice hungry piggies; just like the ones that nice Mr Brick Top had
Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?
Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
 
#13
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
Well done, PysWar.

I saw his posts on the Diversity thread and just thought 'tubestick, I'll ignore him'. Seems we all have a sixth sense for complete retards.

He seems to think he will be playing some sort of 'James Bond, spot the sven' from now on. Or more like 'Where's Wally'. Or more likely, 'who gives a *, he's a pointless little dullard'.
You let these people get under your skin too easily. That said, if you are going to put him through a wood chipper, it seems churlish not to use him like a woman first. There is a certain etiquette to these things, you know. :roll:
 
#14
Who is Sven?
 
#16
Airborne_Aircrew said:
Who is Sven?
A useless fcuktard who should be abused in many numerous ways before being slowly, and painfully, removed from this mortal realm.

Someone mentioned a bacon slicer...

I like it.

Oh, and Sven it a complete waste of oxygen, skin, groceries and bandwidth. Not that I have a dislike for him or anything...
 
#17
xena.the.canuck said:
Airborne_Aircrew said:
Who is Sven?
A useless fcuktard who should be abused in many numerous ways before being slowly, and painfully, removed from this mortal realm.

Someone mentioned a bacon slicer...

I like it.

Oh, and Sven it a complete waste of oxygen, skin, groceries and bandwidth. Not that I have a dislike for him or anything...
Errr...







Wah!!!
 
#19
I once air trooped from Brize to Gutersloh on a VC10 sat next to a rock ape
I feel sorry for the fucking rock... :roll:
 
#20
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
Well done, PysWar.

I saw his posts on the Diversity thread and just thought 'tubestick, I'll ignore him'. Seems we all have a sixth sense for complete retards.

He seems to think he will be playing some sort of 'James Bond, spot the sven' from now on. Or more like 'Where's Wally'. Or more likely, 'who gives a *, he's a pointless little dullard'.
Yep a sixth sense and the new username was the clincher, "Thunderer" being the early 19th century nickname for The Times newspaper because of its influence on the politics of the day.

Sven no doubts sees himself in the same way. :roll:
 
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