Suzy Wong,Church Crookham

#1
Any 80's MT wallahs recall the mental Oriental bint that used to prowl the perrimeter fence at 56 MT,attempting to lure young lads into the woods?.Scared the sHit out of me she did.Fat sweaty Scammel ops had fewer scruples & she put many a smile on the the faces of downgraded 20-year embittered full-screws.
      Had to mention this 'cos I think she's moved in across the road and keeps waving at me.Help.
 
#2
KF,  I remember her!

Apparantly, she had her own room in the block at the Ghurka camp over the road.

I did guard at 56 once and one of the blokes reckoned he got a BJ through the fence while on a roaming Patrol from her.

Those were the days....
 
#3
Very probably true.Chain link fence, pity it wasn't wired up to the mains :eek: :eek:

And that guard room at 56.......urgh. It stank of haybox meals,feet & ****. Absolute squalor.
 
#5
Or the equally mad (or sad) Mute of the ????? Bar in Nicosia - Totally deaf.

Some BRITCON guys (Paras) pretended to put some music in the juke box, she was then convinced by a couple of blokes to 'dance'. Half way through the non existent song they sat down leaving her whirling around with her t1ts out all on her own.  ;D ;D

A bizarre sight but very funny after a few Keos and a few more brandy sours
 
#6
Fadgaf

Sounds like my ex-wife. What year(s) are we talking about & what pubs did she lurk in?
 
#7
Then there was the Black widow at Chatham......
 
#8
Fadgaf

Sounds like my ex-wife. What year(s) are we talking about & what pubs did she lurk in?
she loitered in the club at the back of the badger and honeypot also known to frequent the bull must have had a thing for pikeys and bill oddies i know several planties and mt heads from the fighting 61st that nailed it also the legend of the road cone in the royal mail parking lot
 
#10
I heard that as well.

Daddy/Sir wasn't too impressed apparantly
 
#11
YO YO suzie wong thats a name that raises the hackels on the nape of me neck. she had harier hands than a baboon.Any one know spunk sponge from NI???? :-X
 
#12
Is she the pads wife that used to clean the blocks and get scuttled by all the blokes while hubby was p155ed in 43's bar?
 
#13
Let it not  be said the Royal Engineers don't attract a special class of chick .

Any advances on The Preying Mantis of Dusseldorf :-[
?
Guilty, plus two other cases to be taken into consideration.  
 
#14
How come Snappers seem to attract all the most interesting birds? Mind you, Suzy Wong gave BJ's only to those whose knob would fit through the holes in chain link fencing...
 
#15
KF, I remember her!
Apparantly, she had her own room in the block at the Ghurka camp over the road.
I did guard at 56 once and one of the blokes reckoned he got a BJ through the fence while on a roaming Patrol from her.

Those were the day
Hehehehe that bloke got caught by the SSM and got charged for parts of him being AWOL............ 1987 i believe!!!! LMAO Good times!!
 
#16
BlackHand said:
Or the equally mad (or sad) Mute of the ????? Bar in Nicosia - Totally deaf.

Some BRITCON guys (Paras) pretended to put some music in the juke box, she was then convinced by a couple of blokes to 'dance'. Half way through the non existent song they sat down leaving her whirling around with her t1ts out all on her own.  ;D ;D

A bizarre sight but very funny after a few Keos and a few more brandy sours
Oh such good times thats a story that i remember well, i was there (honest i was). The bar was on Regina Street, Nicosia. It was 3 Para's UN Tour in '86, and it was the Signals Plt big night out, no mortors allowed we wanted to bag a chick. Her mum used to run the bar, while she supposedly collected glasses and such like.
The bit about the juke box is quite true, very funny, pissed myself, er no that was earlier!! :D
Her mum used to let her get on with it i suppose it brought the blokes in to buy more beer.
One of the lads from the Sigs Sgn (216) actually shagged her behind the said juke box, bearing in mind this was in the middle of the afternoon, but all the Gollies have their Siesta so who gave a shit who was watching!! :oops:
Ah those were the days, definitely.
 
#18
10 minutes ago I logged onto arrse for the very first time, and there is a post about suzie wong at Church Crookham - frightening! I did guard duty over Christmas 1982, and she certainly cheered me up!
 
#19
I was at Crookham in the early 80's and i prayed and prayed that i'd bump into her whilst doing the roving bit :lol: (after hearing that story of what she got up to).....so come on fatstab....pull up that sandbag and let us all in on the details!!! :wink: :wink:
 
#20
How sad, I reemeber suzie wong.....and Mad Mary of Maidstone...AND Sally Spunksponge of antrim, she was also known as the unloading bay, if I'm not mistaken she was the search store..person and got caught in bed with a married full screw during a drugs raid on the singlies block, as for suzie and mary..NO COMMENT!
 
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