Suspicious Russian Satellite

#3
Ah, its on the BBC site so it is probably the moon, or an airplane or a flock of seagulls.
 
#4
Its ok:

"Russia has dismissed the comments as "unfounded, slanderous accusations based on suspicions".

Russia dint do nuffink...
Phew. I thought that the Russian’s long-standing reputation for impeccable international behaviour was about to be besmirched.
 
#8
It’s interrupting Trump’s phone calls with his, I mean your, boss.
Nah, that's what the satellite is there for - to keep a permanent channel open from Moscow to Washington.

Obviously it only needs send capabilities.
 

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