Susannah Reid's house burgled

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  1. If any one has got any of her dirty undies pm me
  2. She does not sound safe there, she should spend a few days with me, I would look after her :)
  3. Newly vacant flat in Bristol if she feels the urge to move.
  4. nah, the boyf is still sobbing and sniffing her denim jacket
  5. T'was me ,I smashed her back door in.

    In my fucking dreams!!!!!
  6. Is this the one you mean?


    I most certainly would
  7. That is she. And I would too - even if you beat me to her !!

  8. d-b, I'd go for seconds after you as well
  9. [​IMG]

    Domonic Cotton - Her "partner" and Father of their kids.

    Lucky lucky lucky b'stard.
  10. She's 40 and a mother of three.

    Hotdog up an elevator shaft...
  11. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    Complete lack of imagination.

    Use the other entrance.... Simples!
  12. A friend of a friend once threw at me a pair of somewhat soiled knickers belonging to his (now ex-girlfriend) :-


    Now I'd like to say I was an honourable man and recoiled with disgust and offered the chap out to defend her honour, alas (how many chances am I going to get?) So I had a fucking good sniff and a massive wank afterwards!
  13. Sounds like an amateur job.

    Surely a proper seasoned burglar upon realising who his victim was would have taken the opportunity to sneak in to her boudoir and curl one down in her knicker drawer or maybe fill a spare sock?

    I'd have had the undies before the TV and car!
  14. Here's hoping they post a picture of her used grundies online with a measuring tape showing the size of her skid marks and fragrent yellow stained front.