Susannah Reid's house burgled

A friend of a friend once threw at me a pair of somewhat soiled knickers belonging to his (now ex-girlfriend) :-

Now I'd like to say I was an honourable man and recoiled with disgust and offered the chap out to defend her honour, alas (how many chances am I going to get?) So I had a fucking good sniff and a massive wank afterwards!
Sounds like an amateur job.

Surely a proper seasoned burglar upon realising who his victim was would have taken the opportunity to sneak in to her boudoir and curl one down in her knicker drawer or maybe fill a spare sock?

I'd have had the undies before the TV and car!

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