survival training

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Grumblegrunt, Jul 24, 2011.

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  1. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

  2. They forgot the technique of getting it's kit off, leaping into a doss bag with it bollocky naked, then rubbing it vigorously all over until warm. Poofs.
  3. I prefer the internal probe method of increasing core body temperature.
  4. Pararegtom

    Pararegtom LE Book Reviewer

    EM does that include Kendel mint cake and a brew?
  5. That knife..... I was issued something very similar a few years ago. Not as shiny, but very similar to the one shown.
  6. Exactly. One could even improvise by using one's penis.......
  7. Whatever lights your safety fuze!

    I note that the bird in the film is wearing purple or mauve panties. I now have to slip away for half an hour and bone the LBFM.

  8. Oddly enough......
  9. Wot - no baccy tin?
  10. I bet that bird's got one.
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