Survival guide for Germany

#2
If you are a pissed up Brit/Squaddie and are living in the urban
parts of Westphalia, do not annoy the local Turks! Unless you want
to look like Herman Munster.

I didn't have that problem as I looked a bit like a Turk! :D
Never have carried a knife in my life though!
 
#3
dazzer said:
If you are a pissed up Brit/Squaddie and are living in the urban
parts of Westphalia, do not annoy the local Turks! Unless you want
to look like Herman Munster.

I didn't have that problem as I looked a bit like a Turk! :D
Never have carried a knife in my life though!
I think you'll find that the Turks have a lot of time for Brits in general. When I was living in Kreuzberg (which has a bigger Turkish population than Ankara) in the late Seventies in a gaff with Martin Kippenberger, Jörg Schlick, Gisela Capitain, Klaus Krüger (drummer with "Tangerine Dream"), Hella Utesch, Claudia Skoda and Tabea Blumenschein, I never had any probs at all with the Turks, but the others (all Krauts) sometimes did.

MsG

PS. It wasn't really necessary to list all the inhabitants, but I love to name-drop. Google some of those people to see what I mean.
 
#4
The Spicks used to do drive by shootings at us. We took over from the Green Jackets and the local flip flop heads held a bit of a grudge. Dunno why?

The younger Turks could be a problem if you took them on in their own manor but all in all they were ok if you gave them a bit of respect and didn't try and shag their mums.
 
#5
dazzer said:
If you are a pissed up Brit/Squaddie and are living in the urban
parts of Westphalia, do not annoy the local Turks! Unless you want
to look like Herman Munster
.

I didn't have that problem as I looked a bit like a Turk! :D
Never have carried a knife in my life though!
Or a bloke who's had a caesarian!
 
#6
PS. It wasn't really necessary to list all the inhabitants, but I love to name-drop. Google some of those people to see what I mean.

Who were they? The German Olympic Bottom touching team?
 
#7
The Lord Flasheart said:
PS. It wasn't really necessary to list all the inhabitants, but I love to name-drop. Google some of those people to see what I mean.

Who were they? The German Olympic Bottom touching team?
Well, that's it! And I was the trainer. :D :D :D

Actually they're all famous/well-known for one thing or another. I was the only one who never made it.

MsG
 
#8
Bugsy,
Was that the house, full of hun hippies, that featured in the movie, "Munich". Why didn't mossad cap your arrse?
 
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