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Surveys.

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A study has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example, if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest, with a cricket bat up his arse....whilst he is on fire.

No further studies are expected on this subject.
Now I'm sure that's not a real survey, although it has a ring of truth to it.

Has anyone else come across any other mildly amusing surveys?
 

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