Surreal compliment generator

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Lifesaver, Jul 2, 2003.

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  1. I saw this link on the crab site, it may be useful in here. ::)

    Mine said
    ''Madam! How your enormous foreskin shades me from the sun!''  ???  ???

    I've just had another go -

    ''You are as dazzling as a pregnant cow attired in electrical sockets''

    Damned cheek!
  2. my first CG compliment;

    Troglodyte kidneys measure your eyes in sardonic spasms not unlike the movements of an albatross buried in creosote.

    All I can say is: HUH? ???
  3. " I would beg to see your arms raised in calcification towards the expanding horizon as the minutemen stand before me with their phallic gums aimed and loaded.. "

    Sounds like an MDN chat up line  ;) ;D
  4. Your mucuous membranes glisten with the glow of forty-seven burning violins. ;D

    Told that to one of my dimmest members of staff and she simply said

  5. The spark of intelligence in your blinking eyes is not unlike the glow from the teeth of an electrocuted axe-murderess.

    Top site ;D
  6. I should welcome flagellation by your ovoviviparous torso  :eek:
     followed by;
    Your raw sensuality flusters me as the dog sneezes into the ventilation fan  :p
    Cool or what? Definitely a top site  ;D
  7. Your elbow patches rumble with a fear reminiscent of mayonnaise sidecars cradled in scotchguard.

    oh they are going to love me at work tomorrow, I've memorised half the crap on that site
  8. I got the one Lifesaver should have got first of all...then she'd have been happy......

    "May you always have stables of horses to service your needs."
  9. GGGgrrrrr..... I should have got that one!  ;) ;) ;D
  10. We can share Lippy mate!  ;)

    I just had another go

    The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile.

    They DO NOT..............I just checked.  ;D
  11. And mine ......    ;D

    How beautiful is the snowshine in your eyes, so directly current from the static in your brain.
  12. Sure it didn't say "Fuck off you irritating little tw*t?"
  13. You are the swordfish that will never shower.

    i got that one , mmmmm dunno what to make of that one  ;)
  14. Thine right eye so plitherates that thine left eye doth graze uopn it.

    I knew I had a squint when I was younger, but I didn't need the subtelty of my father to remind me.  :mad:
  15. Ie got a magical salty potion I can fire in the other eye to even up that squint

    You might have to give me a hand draining it from its pink stiff tube ;D