I saw this link on the crab site, it may be useful in here. : http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG Mine said ''Madam! How your enormous foreskin shades me from the sun!'' ??? ??? I've just had another go - ''You are as dazzling as a pregnant cow attired in electrical sockets'' Damned cheek!