Elton comes home one day and says to his lover. "It feels like I've got something in my back passage, can you please check it out for me?" His boyfriend lubes up his finger, shoves it up Elton's arse and pokes about." He says. " Can't feel anything different." Elton says. "Trust me, there's definitely something there, be a sweetie and lube your whole hand up and try again for me." The boyfriend lubes his hand and works it up Elton's arse, has a rummage and pulls out a gold Rolex watch. He says. "WTF, a watch!, up you arse??"

Elton sings. "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you..."

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