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Surprise tattoo

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George had heard a lot about a certain "Massage Parlour" and decided to give it a try. He was stripped off and the "Masseuse" saw that he had one inch letters tattooed down the length of his dick, reading..S E V I L L E. "My, you are a big boy, she gasped pointing, what do the letters mean ?" George replied. " It's the name of my birthplace, my mates and me all had it done for a laugh when we were drunk one night." She said. " Oh, you were born in Seville? I wouldn't have guessed you were Spanish." George said. "No way, when you start the massage you'll see that I was born in Stoke Mandeville, I had a hard on at the time."
 

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