surprise sex outrage

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by bigbird67, Nov 19, 2011.

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  1. I read that this afternoon and cracked up.
  2. The fun police strike again. Words like "irony" and "satire" might as well be in a foreign language to these fuckwits.
  3. HHH

    HHH LE

    The name of the paper surely should have had the feminists outraged long ago.

  4. And from a paper called the Beaver!
  5. I've been using that joke for ages
  6. I find that a rounders bat and a knife are far more effective.
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  7. you old romantic you
  8. no bleedin sense of humour
  9. But click on the link a third of the way down (in blue starting with I cant feel safe) and you'll see proof positive that Michael Jackson is alive and well and up to his old tricks right here in blighty. I reckon that Dr Death trial was just a publicity stunt to detract from his perversions here.
  10. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

  11. I'm outraged that one of you clever people haven't posted pics of Lucy or Emily!
  12. Don't tell me he's doing an Elvis, is he going to be working in the local chippy as well?